The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokep haunted by the bokep memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby porn room porn screeching so loudly bokep that I wondered if I crot should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the memek ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the bokeh receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman bokeh an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh memek all men dread – the bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my memek days editing The Erotic memek Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another bokeh study by two porn researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about porn manners and crot memek bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they crot described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

memek It was crot like porn saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get porn a bloomin’ move on.’ porn Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman bokep from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as porn I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract porn a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they bokeh were fertile and crot bokep memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the bokep need to bokep advertise. bokep But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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